Do Phool – 8/13 – Bollywood Movie – Ashok Kumar, Vinod Mehra, Anjana & Mahmood
September 10, 2010
Do Phool – 1973 Directed By : S. Ramanathan Starring : Ashok Kumar, Vinod Mehra, Anjana, Mahmood, Rama Prabha, Aruna Irani, Jeevan, Chandra Shekhar, Lalita Pawar, Mukri, Babban, Sunder, Dilip Dutt, Mumtaz Ali Sheikh Music Director : R. D. Burman
Synopsis : Mummy called them two `phool’, whilst Daddy said they were two fools! Dewan Bahadu Atal Rai believed that both his sons, Pavitra Kumar (alias Puttan) and Charitra Kumar (also known as Chuttan) were nothing better than loafers and ne’er-do-wells. Their mother Malati stubbornly pinned her faith in Chuttan and Puttan and asserted that they were still mere children. Let us find brides for them, and then watch the results! Chuttan was the younger brother. There was a proposal of marriage for him with Shaila, daughter of the lawyer Vardhraj, who was also a practicing Vaid. Puttan accompanied his younger brother, when the latter visited the house of his proposed bride. Both brothers approved of the match. Puttan had already his own plans, and his heart’s desire was Poonam’ daughter of Inspector Madhusudhan. Unfortunately, the path of love is never smooth, and in desperation both brothers decided to bury themselves alive in a `Prem Samadhi’ unless Shaila and Poonam accepted their hands. This public exhibition of their love enraged their father, who took the extreme step and turned them out of his house. Still hoping to win the hearts of their beloved, Chuttan and Puttan hatch a plot. Saying that he had murdered his brother Puttan, Chuttan rushed to Shaila to seek refuge. The poor girl believed his story, and tried to shield him from prying eyes. Meanwhile, Puttan took to a disguise, which led him to a smuggler’s den. The criminals discovered him in their midst, and after knocking him unconscious, he was thrown into a convenient lake. Now Puttan really disappeared, and to his brother Chuttan’s ill luck a body floated in the lake on which was found Puttan’s identification in the shape of his jacket and watch. Chuttan was wanted for murder! The joke had boomeranged. Puttan’s father believed that his son was still alive, a faith shared by Shaila. Puttan’s photograph was advertised widely, with a reward offered to anyone reporting his whereabouts. Now enter into the drama Mani, who bore a striking resemblance to Puttan, his mother, and his bethrothed Rukmini. Two desperados notice the resemblance, and kidnapping the protesting Mani, carry him off to Bombay to claim the rich reward from Diwan Bahadur Atal Rai. Incidents follow, fast and furious, and the story of “”Do Phool”" races towards an unexpected climax, providing exhilarating entertainment as laughs and thrills loom as large as life. Such incidents are better enjoyed upon the screen, and it is left to the viewer to decide whether Chuttan and Puttan are `Do Phool’ or really `Two Fools’.
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Duration : 0:10:9
blonde one funny or not?
September 8, 2010
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.
"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.
"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun.
"There must be something you would have of me," said God.
"Well, there is one thing," she said.
"Just name it," said God.
"It’s those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."
"There is one thing. But it’s really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It’s the M&M’s," said the nun. "They’re so hard to peel."
I didn’t expect that punchline very good
Phil is Melbourne’s Premier Wedding Master of Ceremonies
September 7, 2010
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Duration : 0:0:55
Anyone want to hear a few golfing jokes?
September 5, 2010
husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I’m dying here and you’re putting?"
"Don’t worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here," she asks feebly?
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody’s already agreed to let him play through."
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A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?"
Michelson replied, "The holes are numbered"
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A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole my son?"
The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"
The priest says, "I’m going to hit a soft seven and pray."
The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.
The young man says, "I don’t know about you father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma’am, is that your husband?"
"Yes "says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
Yes, yes, I did.."
The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don’t know, five, six, maybe seven times……just put me down for a five."
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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven , St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
The man replied: "Got here in two, didn’t I?"
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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn’t going to take all day, is it?"
Ha ha ha.!!!
10/10 for a laugh mate.!!!
Cheers from S.A..!!
Mika , Nash & Sharlene Jokes (Goin Bulilit) 27-06-10
September 4, 2010
Mika Nash and Sharlene scenes in Goin Bulilit
Duration : 0:0:57