RHH-rate or hate the verse…?
September 2, 2010
this is GROOMSMAN…I posted some of this a week or so ago I just finished it tonight…comments….
THE BRIDE’S MARCH SONG STARTS…
As family and friends turn and rise from their phu’s
I’m a slight mess thinking about her as we lie in the nude
but she’s in a white dress, soon as our eyes connected I knew
she too, was being consumed by her thoughts…she supplied that food
and animal instinct takes over in the commotion of life
both trapped on a motionless ride and just let the potion guide
us to be little broken inside the way our devotion just died
but in a ocean this wide we got drown in a emotional tide
we was swimming in old feelings but got caught by the current
it’s hard to stay afloat when hope does but your hearts the deterrent
my thoughts are determined and urgin’ me to scream or I’ve lost her
I get a little more certain with each step she takes to the alter
I can see under neither her lace vale, her face pale..my mouth taste stale
wish she could take the train she’s draggin’ and make an escape from hell
as she get’s closer I get a whiff, a faint smell…it smelt like passion
only meant for my nostils as she’s passin’ I’m flashin’ back to a night everlasting
be it in dreams or nightmares I think the groom caught our slight stare
but what can I say, in my dark heart she brings light there and then right there…
The preacher speaks…“Who gives this woman’s hand in marriage?”
It’s like his speech lasts week while this man has to stand in disparage
like seconds lasts minutes, minutes are just seconds from forever
eternity in segments measured by the time you was begging for pleasure…
I DRIFT BACK TO REALITY
“I DO” her fathers states as he passes his daughters hand to the groom
and here I am feet away sauttered with a brand of doom in a grand gloom
my glands fume forming sweat, touring regret as I’m listing to vows
mind whispering “NOW”, it would sure abet but yet I’m just envisioning how
to raise my voice and object, do I drive the high road or make a choice to wreck
so we can rejoice in regret I clear my throat and then…a loud noise instead
CHURCH DOORS SLAM OPEN
“STOP THE WEDDING, I’m not letting this mockery happen!”
Says a lady making a choppin’ action, sloppily slapping
a pregnancy test off her palm…yes a guest with a bomb
a well dressed blonde and suddenly I’m blessed with calm…
AS FIGHTING AND ARGUING ENSUES
I pull the bride to the side look her in the eyes, the only words my mouth speaks
is….”sorry I gotta go I always only want what’s outta reach…peace”…
THE EXIT THE CHURCH
glad to see you finished it, and the ending was pretty funny, I didn’t read ahead and was totally suprised, lol. yeat again good job give it a 10/10 word play and metaphors in the first verse was banana’s man!
Marriage is?
August 30, 2010
A best man’s speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.
A classified ad which read "Wife Wanted" received hundreds of responses, all from men saying "You can have mine."
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.
A husband expects his wife to be perfect… and to understand why he’s not.
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
A son asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don’t know son. I’m still paying for it."
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A toast to the newlyweds: May your only ups and downs be between the sheets.
A wedding ring is like a tourniquet; it cuts off your circulation.
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." The friend asked, "And what was he before you married him?" The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."
Always talk to your wife while you’re making love… if there’s a phone handy.
As she hears the wedding march, three things are foremost in a bride’s mind: aisle, altar, hymn. [I'll alter him!]
Bachelor: A guy who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
Confucius say man who sink into woman’s arms soon have arms in woman’s sink.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married… and then it was too late.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
I was engaged myself once, to a contortionist. But she broke it off.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay full attention to what you have to say, talk in your sleep.
If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
In marriage, the bride gets a shower; but for the groom, it’s curtains!
It doesn’t matter how often a husband changes his job; he still ends up with the same boss.
It’s a give-and-take marriage. He gives and she takes.
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first.
Man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.
Man: Rules the roost. Woman: Rules the rooster.
Marriage is a great institution; but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is an institution in which the man loses his Bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her Master’s.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo….
Marriage is grand… and divorce is about 10 grand.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Marry not a tennis player, for love means nothing to them.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, and so made sure that she would stay, in better spirits night and day.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. Gosh, I miss him!
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
My wife’s cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Some mornings I wake up grouchy… and some mornings I just let her sleep.
Thanks preacher for allowing me to have 16 wives: 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better, 4 worse!
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein’ big enough to keep his mouth shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
The three stages of sex in marriage: tri-weekly; try-weekly; try-weakly
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
Why did the polygamist cross the aisle? To get to the other bride.
Wife says, "Honey, I’ve had enough of worse; let’s try better for a while!"
Am gonna keep a close eye on my partner when we get married next year, hehehe, good ones hun
Have a star
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Finally Easterenders Spoiler?
August 24, 2010
Finally Danielle tells Ronnie is on Thursday 2nd April Both inside soaps and Digital Spy say the same thing yeah
Who is glad its over
ONLY READ BELOW IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS
One-hour special
The day of Peggy and Archie’s wedding has finally dawned and the bride is extremely nervous about her impending nuptials – she especially hates the dress she’s had made. With Ronnie’s support, Peggy decides to change it back to the one she originally chose. When she arrives at the church, she worries about wearing a dress that Archie won’t like, but Phil reassures her that everything will be fine and she finally plucks up the courage to enter the church. As she walks down the aisle, Archie can’t believe that she’s switched outfits and is stunned by her insistence that he should take her as she is.
Meanwhile, with everyone at the wedding, Danielle sneaks into The Vic and drops her locket into Ronnie’s champagne glass. Afterwards, she hides upstairs and waits in anticipation for the wedding party to return from the church. On their return, Ronnie heads upstairs to find Danielle holding baby Amy. When Ronnie tells her to leave, Danielle snaps and finally breaks her seven-month silence, dropping the bombshell that she’s her daughter.
Archie appears and admits that he knew about Danielle’s crazy claims, but insists that she’s making them all up. Danielle, though, tells Ronnie that the proof she needs is downstairs in her champagne flute. In the bar, Archie makes out to everyone that Danielle’s mentally ill, resulting in her leaving. Once she’s gone, the proceedings continue and during the speeches, Ronnie raises a glass to her father.
Just as she does, she spots Danielle’s locket and is forced to come to terms with the gut-wrenching news that she’s been living on the same Square as her daughter for over half a year.
As those at the wedding struggle to come to terms with the revelation, Archie’s world begins to crumble at his feet. Visibly shaken, Ronnie heads to the Slaters’ in search of Danielle, who’s nowhere to be found. Rushing to the tube station with Stacey in tow, the events which unfold in front of Ronnie’s eyes leave her with an eclipsing darkness inside.
Elsewhere during the day, Max and Tanya seek solace in each other as they discuss their daughter Lauren’s situation and the pair find themselves kissing; Roxy slaps Ronnie at the reception; Janine makes an unwelcome appearance at the wedding party; Max asks Stacey to change her statement to help Lauren before her trial, prompting Stacey makes a pass at Max; and Jack admits to Ronnie that he loves her, not Roxy, before begging her for another chance.
Jack C if you read my question again you see I asked WHo is glad its finally over
Thank god for that soaps tend to drag out these story lines for way to long.
And it seems like they didn’t do it that long ago with the whole Kat and Zoe hidden mother daughter relationship even though it is slightly different.
The Max & Tanya storyline as well . . .Yawn.
Looks like a good episode though
Father of the Bride Wedding Speech
August 22, 2010
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How does a wedding reception go? No dancing.?
August 21, 2010
At my wedding, we are having a dessert reception. There is no alcohol or dancing. What is the order of events that should take place? I know there is bouquet toss, garter removal, garter toss, best man speech, maid of honor speech, cut of cake, father of the bride prayer, and is there usually more? I’m blanking out and kinda stressing out about how its going to go. If you had a reception similar to mine-what did you do?
Neither of us dance, or drink. We both have very conservative values.
I’m a DJ and I did this one wedding where the couple wanted me to play non danceable music the whole time.
There was no dance floor and I was asked to play dinner music the whole time.
After, dinner, the groom sung the most beautiful song to his bride. Then a friend of the family had a celebrity singer they knew sing a song to the couple.
After that, the groom had a slide show he put together.
Then I was instructed to play more dinner music as people were leaving at their leisure.
It was a beautiful reception.
Some people asked me to play some danceable music, but I politely told them, "The bride and groom have asked that there be no dancing tonight," and everyone graciously accepted that.
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